What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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