Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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