dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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