This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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