how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
