I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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