After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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