why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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