At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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