His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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