drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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