found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
