it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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