There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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