What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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