i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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