did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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