My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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