just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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