New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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