Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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