where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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