Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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