You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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