Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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