i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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