yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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