he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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