Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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