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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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