we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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