Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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