I understand why you refuse to be sober now
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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