it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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