is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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