my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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