I wannas sexs uuuuu
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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