Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Everything about him screamed your future.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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