Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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