Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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