I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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