She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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