you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
