after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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