His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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