I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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