I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
why is half of my head shaved?
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