i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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