I don't know...there's this girl I know who's totally hot now, and everyone says "I wanna do her so bad" but I always remember that she is the girl who shit her pants in 8th grade. You can't really bone someone if that's how you think of them, you know?
Thinkin about starting a website where I go around giving girls their 1st or.ga.sm if they've never had one, I just charge for expenses to get there, so it's what you call Pro Bone-o I guess. If I can't give u one, no one can. Also, money back guarantee.
"I've been with a couple girls that swear up and down they've only cum once or twice in their whole lives." The appropriate response upon hearing that is "Challenge accepted."
"the guy made a big mistake. The bitch is now going to be followinghim around like a puppy, begging to get laid."
Oh yeah, cause that's the worst thing imaginable, women following you around begging you for cock. Are you fucking retarded?
5:20, the little black kid that goes "Rumpelstiltskin?" in that movie is a freshman at Northeastern. I know this, because I go there. Thought you ought to know.
@ 9:06 -- if you have one girl following you around that is dying to bone you what you really have is a cockblocker. You want to pump 'em and dump 'em and move on. You don't want one of them hanging aroudn scaring off the new poon
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