You're completely useless in the revolution.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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