im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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