Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
