Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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