hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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