Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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