Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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