Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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