just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize